So welcome to the world, yeah

All you late-comers, just step on board

I'm happy, glad you came

So welcome home again

Sometimes I feel we must be going mad

Hello Peter, hello Paul

Saints and sinners, welcome all

Tommy Cannon and Bobby Ball

Hello, hello, hello, hello

Consider, if you will

This great big question, unanswered still

Oh, can you spot the difference that lies between

The color blue and the color green?

Sometimes I feel we must be going mad

Little Richard, Little Nell

Willy Wonka and William Tell

Salman Rushdie and Kym Mazelle

Hello, hello, hello, hello

So welcome to the team

Oh, have you worked it out yet?

Yeah, the riddle, I mean, what's the answer?

It's plain to see, blue is blue and it always will be

Sometimes I feel that the whole world's going mad

Mork and Mindy, Brian Hayes

Barry Humphries and Paris Grey

Little Neepsie, Chris and Do

Hello, hello, hello, hello

Billy Corkhill, Vince Hilaire

Freddie Flintstone, Fred Astaire

Desmond Tutu, Steve and Claire

Hello, hello, hello, hello

Charlie Parker, Charlie Brown

Leslie Crowther, come on down

Mary Wilson, Di and Flo

Hello, hello, hello, hello

Sir Bufton Tufton, Jean Paul Sartre

Zippy, Bungle, Jeffrey Archer

Andre Previn and the ISO

Hello, hello, hello, hello

Hello