I had Cinderella complex with the boys
And ballet class gave me some poise
I've never ever lied to you
Or have anything that's untrue
I constantly search for one true god
My icy gazer finally thawed
I sit before you full of ohm
In my mouse infested home…
One morning I awoke for work,
decided my roommate was a jerk!
He wanted to rid us of rodents,
on mousetraps money he spent.
He placed them in the kitchen there under the sink,
behind the stairs. I walked into the bath to do the
washing thing, and from the kitchen I heard a clang.
A Screeeaaaming mouse had caught his leg,
on a mousetrap on this day.
Squawking, screaming, whaling mouse.
His rodent cry filled this house.
I started crying cause I couldn't stand the roommates
extermination plan. I ran to the kitchen in my towel,
with tear stained cheeks I was soaking his house.
The little mouse dragged the leg and trap behind
the stove I couldn't get at.
I froze and didn't make a sound,
he did the same so he couldn't be found.
But as soon as I did take a step he screamed and tried
to drag his trap. My balling in the commotion woke
my sleeping roommate, he was choked.
I told him what was happening here,
and I couldn't hold back my tears.
I'll take care of it he said with a smirk.
Now get going or you'll be late for work.
He was right I had to go…and we couldn't help the
mouse under the stove. It was gas attached to the
wall, when pulled the explosion would not be small.
All day at work I cried and felt bad,
and at my roommate I was mad!
I didn't mind the holes in are bread,
or the mouse shit in my bed.
He wanted them out!, he was in a flap.
He insisted on buying and setting the traps.
I was young and dumb and I said