(Bill Anderson)

When I first saw you I saw something
I hadn't seen in a long, long time
I saw a lady who looked like a woman
Who could drive me right out of my mind.

But I also saw your diamond
And your golden wedding band
I know you're married but I've gotta ask you
How married are you, Mary Ann?

Are you so married that you can't see
Me looking at you with hungry eyes
Are you so married that you'd deny me
Just one night in paradise.

I wanna hold you, I wanna kiss you
I wanna love you all I can
I know you're married but I've gotta ask you
How married are you, Mary Ann?

How married are you, Mary Ann
How much of a chance do I stand
On a scale of one to ten
How married are you, Mary Ann?

--- Instrumental ---

Surely, surely you can see me trembling
Trembling to hold you tight
I'm not talking about forever
I'm just talking about tonight.

I wanna touch you, I wanna watch you
Slip that diamond off of your hand
I know youy're married but I've gotta ask you
How married are you, Mary Ann?

How married are you Mary Ann
How much of a chance do I stand
On a scale of one to ten
How married are you, Mary Ann?

How married are you, Mary Ann?...