Television telephone
Tell 'em all they're not alone
Teletype telegraph
Tell 'em all to make 'em laugh
Teleport tell 'em short
Tell the blues in the news
Telescope all the dope
Turn 'em every way but loose

Hey, hey, hey, hey
They'll use you and confuse you
Television indecision

Agitation to the nation
Tell you what to do

Regulation integration
Bus your ass to school
Occupation copulation
Workin' for the man
Communication information
More than you can stand

Hey, hey, hey, hey
They'll use you and confuse you
Television indecision

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