Tom and Bob, they are cool

Should open a Tom and Bob school

Because then everyone could learn the way?

To squeeze fun out of every day



They put bandannas in their hair

And they think in a way that's all too rare

At least from the parts where I come from

Which make Tom and Bob stick out

Like a silver thumb, like a silver thumb



Tom and Bob they are good

I wish everyone could be so good

They are cool but they aren't rich

They could be rich lived in a ditch



In a dream they came to me

Holding their arms for me to see

When I opened my eyes they weren't gone

And now we're gonna make some songs

We're gonna make some