There was this boy,
his name was Jerry.
He had a girl,
her name was Sally.

They were so happy,
so much in love.
Drank Coca-Cola in his mini bus.

A few years later,
they got married.
They had two kids and a dog named Spot.

They were so happy,
so much in love.
Put their kids to bed
and watched Ben Hur.

Chorus:
The perfect family,
Jerry and Sally(repeat)

Sally and Jerey have sure been through a lot.
But they remember their promise to God.
Jerry's getting older now,
losing his hair.
Losing his teeth,
but Sally doesn't care.