Tom: Hey I gotta go pee pee
Mark: You wanna go pee and I'll talk top the kids for a second
Tom: You think you can talk for enough time
Mark: No uh uh
Tom: Why dont you gather your thoughts...
Mark: why dont you just wet your pants and we'll call it even
Tom: Should I just piss in my pants right here
if you guys all each pitch in a dollar each I'll piss my pants
right here and now that should bring me about 200 bucks
maybe?
Mark: I'll give you three hundred dollars to piss your pants
right now
Tom: I'll give you four hundred bucks to eat my shit!
Mark: Hahaha sold!