Mark: Woahh oahh oahh Woahh oahh oahh
Tom: Mark, shut the fuck up!
Mark: Okay Tom!
Tom: Hey everyone,
I just want you to know that I fucked Christina Aguilera
Mark: Yeah heres a song about that

Hes a genie in a bottle
A Penis sucked like a bottle
You gotta rub it the right way (not the left!)
I want my penis sucked
Eminem Told me! (yeah he did)
I got it before Fred Durst and Carson Daly
Even Johnny Carson! (that old bastard)

I'm a penis in a bottle baby
You gotta rub it the right way (not the left)
I'm a penis in a bottle baby
Cum cum, cum all over my mouth

Tom: Hahahaha
Mark: Hahahaha, Fuck this, here's Adam's Song