MICKEY

IF I WAS LIKE HIM

I'D KNOW ALL THE RIGHT WORDS

EDWARD

IF I WAS LIKE HIM

I'D KNOW SOME REAL BIRDS

APART FROM THOSE IN MY DREAMS

AND IN MAGAZINES

JUST LOOK AT HIS HAIR

MICKEY

HIS HAIR'S DARK AND WAVY

EDWARD

IT JUST ISN'T FAIR

MICKEY

MINE'S THE COLOUR OF GRAVY

EDWARD/MICKEY

EACH PART OF HIS FACE

IS IN JUST THE RIGHT PLACE, IS

HE LAUGHING AT ME

EDWARD

AT MY NOSE, DID HE NOTICE

MICKEY

I SHOULD WEAR A BRACE

EDWARD

THAT I'VE GOT HALITOSIS

MICKEY/EDWARD

WHEN NATURE PICKED ON ME

SHE CHOSE TO STICK ON ME

EDWARD

EYES THAT DON'T MATCH

MICKEY

I'VE GOT EARS THAT STAND OUT

EDWARD/MICKEY

SHE PICKED THE WRONG BATCH

WHEN SHE HANDED MINE OUT

AND THEN SHE ATTACKED ME

WITH PERMANENT ACNE

EDWARD

I WISH I WAS A BIT LIKE

WISH THAT I COULD SCORE A HIT LIKE

BE JUSTA LITTLE BIT LIKE

MICKEY/EDWARD

THAT GUY

THAT GUY

MICKEY

I WISH THAT I COULD BE LIKE

JUST A LITTLE LESS LIKE ME

EDWARD

LIKE THE KINDA GUY I SEE, LIKE

EDWARD/MICKEY

THAT GUY

THAT GUY