Two eggs cooked sunnyside, that's enough for me

One spoon, one fork, one knife you guard it with your life

Take in this kitchen life, one hundred people wide

Beware that sausage grinder never takes its time

Big kitchen, big kitchen, no need to think about it all

Big kitchen, big kitchen big belly and a coffee cup to fill

Big kitchen, big kitchen, anytime night or day, day or night

Hobnobbing cost a fortune, big elbows rubbing mine

That fool is bugging me, he sure don't know the time

I hope somebody sees this ham biscuit choking me

Hey man maneuver for the heimlich on the floor

Big kitchen, big kitchen, no need to think about it all

Big kitchen, big kitchen big belly and a coffee cup to fill

Big kitchen, big kitchen, anytime night or day, day or night