Lady in a turban, cocaine tree

Does a dance so rhythmically

She's cryin', and a singin' and having a time

Don't that cocaine tree look fine

You've got to put on your sailin shoes

Put on your sailing shoes

Everyone will start to cheer

When you put on your sailin' shoes

Well Jedidiah, he's got a dime

Says he catch a more fish, every time

Well I've got a line, and you've got a pole

And I'll meet you at the fishin' hole

You've got to put on your sailin shoes

Put on your sailing shoes

Everyone will start to cheer

When you put on your sailin' shoes

Doctor, doctor, I feel so bad

This is the worst day, I ever had

Have you this misery a very long time?

Well if you have, I'll lay it on the line

You've got to put on your sailin shoes

Put on your sailing shoes

Everyone will start to cheer

When you put on your sailin' shoes