When a cow is lying down
You know it's gonna rain
And if it's gonna rain
It's gonna rain all goddamn day

Gonna rain on your parade
Rain on your parade
And everything you made

Don't doubt the cow
You know it'll make you mad
Don't doubt the cow
You know it'll make you sad

Don't doubt the cow
It'll make you blue
And if it makes you blue
You'll have to get yourself a clue

Amelia and I were getting nasty
Cow was facing north
And now her belly's rising up
Must have been a curse

I'll never forget that old wise tale
I was told by rail
That if you doubt the cow
You will surely fail

Don't doubt the cow