My pussycat was scratching out on the back door
Scratched so long, poor pussy got sore
Sore pussy!
Sore...pussy
Just a friendly little cat!
(friendly little cat)

My pussycat was sitting out on the front step
Started to rain and my pussy got wet
Wet pussy!
Sore...wet...pussy
Just a friendly little cat!
(friendly little cat)

My pussycat was playing in the back lot
He Played so long, poor pussy got hot
Hot pussy!
Sore...wet...hot....pussy
Just a friendly little cat!
(friendly little cat)

I left my whiskey bottle out last night
My pussycat drank it and he got realy tight
Tight Pussy!
Sore..wet...hot...tight....pussy
Just a friendly little cat!
(friendly little cat)

My pussycat was rocking in the rocking chair
He Rocked so long, he lost his hair
Bald pussy!
Sore...wet...hot...Tight...bald...pussy
Just a friendly little cat!
(friendly little cat)

My neighbor stole my kittycat away from me
I said to my neighbor, "Set my pussy cat free!"
Free pussy!
Sore...wet...hot...tight...bald...free...pussy
Just a friendly little cat!
(friendly little cat)

Here kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
Awww, nice pussy!
(Meow)