o winters here with all the ice n snow
n the surly slush upon the road
the salty spray upon muh window
makes me wish i replace my wiper blades

(chorus)
muh wiper wiper wiper blades
muh wiper wiper wiper blades
muh wiper wiper wiper blades
i wish that i'd replace muh wiper blades

salty spray from semi's that do pass
they turn muh windsheild into bathroom glass
i turn the knob but i come to the conclusion
that i did not fill up my washer solution

muh wiper wiper wiper fluid
muh wiper wiper wiper fluid
muh wiper wiper wiper fluid
i wish that id replace muh wiper fluid

(chorus)
muh wiper wiper wiper blades
muh wiper wiper wiper blades
muh wiper wiper wiper blades
i wish that i'd replace muh wiper blades

down the expressway 80mph
i can make out headlights, taillights, frosted shapes
but down by the dash theres a clearing where both blades do scrape
i can see fine if i lay on the passengers seat

(chorus)
muh wiper wiper wiper blades
muh wiper wiper wiper blades
muh wiper wiper wiper blades
i wish that i'd replace muh wiper blades

muh wiper wiper wiper blades
muh wiper wiper wiper blades
"one time on delay"
muh wiper.............wiper..........wiper blades
i wish that i'd replace muh wiper blades