Janelle is awfully bright/For a fresh girl of eighteen/She
knows all the punk
rock sites/And does a cool fanzine/Janelle can be so
tactful/A quality that's
often rare/But if you're talking tactful/You're talking dyed pink hair/And
she's not afraid if anything/And she won't get old and boring/And I don't
think the East Bay punks/Will make up long enough/To meet Janelle/Janelle/
Janelle/she's so swell/And she dosen't smell/Like most of her pals/And if I
have to spell it out for/I'll tell you that I'm sweet on Janelle/And she's

not afraid of anything/And she won't get old and boring/And I don't think
East Bay punks/Will wake up long enough to meet Janelle/Too bad 'cause I'm
fond of Janelle/Oh, yeah I'm makin' a fool of myself/Oh
yeah/Oh yeah/Oh yeah/
Oh yeah/Oh yeah/Oh yeah/she's so swell/Jenelle/Janelle/Janelle/Janelle.