Janelle! Janelle!
She's so swell!
Oh Janelle!
Bennie Weasel, go to hell!
Oh Janelle!
Brett's fucking feet really smell!
Oh Janelle!
Carlos kiss me and I won't tell!
Oh Janelle!

The real, the real, the real, the real Janelle!

Right lane only right turn right now!
Oh Janelle!
Dance to the Go Go's and Bow Wow Wow!
Oh Janelle!
She's so so sweet and I mean how!
Oh Janelle!
Oom papa oom papa oom mow mow!
Oh Janelle!

The real, the real, the real, the real Janelle!

She's the one that I love so so!
Oh Janelle!
Jump down turn around watch her go-go!
Oh Janelle!
She knows something that I don't know!
Oh Janelle!
Oh she's so oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
Janelle!