Never met a German
Never even seen one
I read it on the newsstand that day
That the tanks were rolling

Next thing I remember, is that I'm walking in the army
Following instructions - it isn't very charming
Oh, no

Ooh, even now, I feel like I'm on fire
Ooh, even now, I couldn't get much higher
Higher

Now I am a general, and I am giving out the orders
I almost have an orgasm when the tanks are rolling
Crashing through the borders

It's good to be a general
Just tell these idiots what to do
Anyone in my position would love it, too
I say

Ooh, even now, I feel like I'm on fire
Ooh, even now, I couldn't get much higher

Never never never
No, not today
No, no, never, no
Now I am a German