Bartender put a little whiskey in my water
Looks like it's gonna be another all nighter
Hope that barrel ain't got no bottom
Gonna keep drinkin' as long as you got 'em
I been workin' all week out in the heat
I got a cotton mouth I need to drown out

Dehydration leads to lots of libation
Gets you good vibrations, starts up a celebration
And this inebriation sure is gonna hurt me
But every now and then you just get a little thirsty

Well, little Miss Prissy's sippin' martinis
Boys on the bar stools shootin' down whiskey
Cowboy's chuggin' on an ice cold beer
The country boys got a jar of somethin' clear
Some girl and her mom got a Jaager Bomb
They just dropped it on me now I can't see

Dehydration leads to lots of libation
Gets you good vibrations, starts up a celebration
And this inebriation sure is gonna hurt me
Oh but every now and then you just get a little thirsty

Alright? Here we go
Let's set 'em up, Joe
We got a whole lot of thirsty people up in here
Ready, aim
Drink, drink, drink, drink, drink
Dehydration leads to lots of libation
Gets you good vibrations, starts up a celebration
And this inebriation sure is gonna hurt me
Oh but every now and then you just get a little thirsty
Every now and then you just get a little thirsty