I've said this was the last time a hundred times before
And the next time that you called I'd tell you off
I've promised me the luxury of showing you the door
Oh, I could hardly wait till I could tell you to get lost.

Yes, I've rehearsed every word of just what I would say
Beginning with I've had it up to here
But I know I'd be lying and soon
I'd feel like dying so old faithful is still here.

Yes darling, old faithful will come running
Old faithful will be there
When you hunger for the touch of someone who really feels love
Old faithful will be there.

When you hunger for the touch of someone who really feels love
Old faithful will be there...