Your TV image sofa and beers
Your gobbing off about Britney Spears
Eaton Cambridge, they paid for it all
You're just a wanker but you think you're cool

You're shit and you know it
You're a middle class wanker and know it
You're shit and you know it
I can see through your image, it's bullshit

Your PC image is just banal
You play it of with your sexist style
You ain't no different to what used to be
You wrap it up, call it comedy

You're shit and you know it
You're a middle class wanker and know it
You're shit and you know it
I can see through your image, it's bullshit

You took the 3 Lions and made them your own
Who are you to say football coming home?
You ain't from the street
You're just so plastic made, a living out of being sarcastic

You're shit and you know it
You're a middle class wanker and know it
You're shit and you know it
I can see through your image, it's bullshit