The band played, no one moved

They could not find the groove

I knew that wouldn't last

Someone had to act fast



I took the mic for a moment

That's when I sang



This is no talent show

And the floor is ready to go

I know you want to dance

So come on while we have a chance



All I heard was a cough

I started to walk off

Then people wanted more

As they all rushed the floor



I told the band to follow

That's when I sang



This is no talent show

And the floor is ready to go

I know you want to dance

So come on while we have a chance



This is no talent show

And the floor is ready to go

I know you want to dance

So come on while we have a chance