Of all the extras you're my favorite stand-in
When no one else is around, there's always you
And I don't care that you're older than my mother
'Cause I don't wanna hang out with those teenage freaks

You're always my second choice
Easily amused my friend
You're not that nice but I'm not really bothered
When I feel ugly I just look at you
I just want somebody I can pester
When I have no better things to do

You're always my second choice
Easily amused my friend

Of all the extras you're my favorite stand-in
When I feel ugly I just look at you
And I don't care that you're older than my mother
'Cause I don't wanna hang out with those teenage freaks

You're always my second choice
Easily amused my friend