I got a discount; I got a coupon
It cost ten dollars to get your groove on, ooh-oh
I've got a docket in my pocket
It says all I'll ever want is to be free.

I've got a sweet bike, it gets me real far
It doesn't break down, like a sweet car, ooh-oh
I've got a docket in my pocket
And speeding down the hill is where I want to be.
I've got a docket in my pocket
It says all I've ever wanted is to be free.

I got a big house, I bought a hi-rise
Women in my block act like Stepford Wives, ooh-oh
Well they got prenups, acid reflux, Botox
Friday and a headache built for three.
I've got a docket in my pocket
It says all I've ever wanted is to be free.

I got a fresh pack, I got a red BIC
The Surgeon General can suck on my dick, ooh-oh
I've got a docket in my pocket
It says cancer's never catching up to me.
I've got a docket in my pocket
It says all I've ever wanted is to be free.

I got a nice guy and he's got no class
I like his blue eyes, call him trailer trash, ooh-oh
But he's got a docket in his pocket
It says all he really wants is to be free.
We've got dockets in our pockets
That say all we've ever wanted is to be free.

I got a discount, I got a coupon
I'm not paying anyone to get my groove on, ooh-oh
I've got a docket in my pocket
It says nobody controls my destiny.
I've got a docket in my pocket
It says all I'll ever want is to be free.
All I'll ever want is to be free.