He's a dream
See the manly way he moves
See the trendy kind he suits
And his toothpaste-smile
Doesn't need to be proved

He's so smooth
With the slimy things he tells
And his parfume everywhere
He will tell you all
You want to hear

He's handsome
Like a piece of wood
Just a smile to be understood
He's handsome
Like a piece of wood
And the more that you see
The more you will be amused

He's alone
And he can't believe in you
He is further from the truth
What's best for him
Won't be good for you

He's a fake
And the only things you see
Is a play for you and me
But his simple mind
Is mostly mean

He's handsome
Like a piece of wood
Just a smile to be understood
He's handsome
Like a piece of wood
And the more that you see
The more you will be amused