my art is called egocentric soft porno
or maybe it's just narcisism
my one and only subject goes from
something like anything but me-ism

wouldn't it be easier for Beardsley
he could drop the paintings
and photograph his penis
or take pics of the chicks
yeah, you know what i mean

wouldn't it be easier for Escher
he could drop the marh
and make it happen on his matress
2 girls and a cam
3 girls and a cam
put a dog there and you got polaroid scam

I ain't no art-ist
I am an art-bitch
I sell my paintings to the men I eat
I have no port-fo-lee-o
cuz I only show
where there's free al-co-hol

I am so hardcore
I sell my crap and people ask for more
call me re-vo-lu-tionaire
I poo on a plate and get it published on Visionaire
what I do, it's called art-shit
and don't you dare make fun of me
cuz everything I do was featured on the pages of ID

I ain't no art-ist
I am an art-bitch
I sell my paintings to the men I eat
I have no port-fo-lee-o
cuz I only show
where there's free al-co-hol

I ain't no art-ist
I am an art-bitch
I sell my paintings to the men I eat
I have no port-fo-lee-o
cuz I only show
where there's free al-co-hol

lick lick lick my art-tit
suck suck suck my art-hole

I ain't no art-ist
I am an art-bitch
I sell my paintings to the men I eat
I have no port-fo-lee-o
cuz I only show
where there's free al-co-hol