I've got a doll
She got it all
She's the one
for big fun
She's always home
I'm never alone
She never says no.
She's got three holes!

Electric Sheila
Electric Sheila

If the girl of your dreams
comes apart at the seams
She never bitches
(Got)Reinforced stitches
Guaranteed satisfaction
Vibro-Action
I turn her on
She gets me off!

Electric Sheila
Electric Sheila

(Instrumental Break)

She sleeps in a box
In a drawer with my socks
Doesn't hang in bars
Smells like a new car
And the way she feels,
it's almost real.
But that's okay
She doesn't have A.I.D.S.

Electric Sheila
I've got to feel ya

And I love you,
Electric Sheila.