Arrange the books in order
Clean up the small table by the sofa
Arrange my clothes in order
Shape up the place

Just before a meeting
The dinner we'll be eating,
Wine that we'll be drinking
And kinky thoughts I'm thinking,
All because of you

And now I've found a partner,
No one can be, happier than I am
And now I've found a new friend,
No one can be, happier than me

Prepare a meal I can make
Sing funny songs while it's in the oven
Then take a bath with bubbles
Shape up my face

Just before our meeting
The dinner we'll be eating,
Wine that we'll be drinking
And kinky thoughts I'm thinking,
All because of you