(Carlene Carter - Nick Lowe - John McFee)

If there was something I could do

To capture you

I'd do it in a heartbeat

Some little trick that I could try

To catch your eye

I'd do it in a heartbeat

If I had to jump through a hoop of fire

Even that would be as easy as pie

If to fly like a Superman

Would win your hand

I'd do it in a heartbeat

You got a tedious task,

All you gotta do is ask

I wouldn't need a second bidding

If I was printed in the press

As saying "yes" I would not be kidding

If the only thing to keep you from me

Was a slam bam thing with Ali

I'd get pushed around and knocked

Down fifteen rounds

But I'd do it in a heartbeat

If looks could kill

You surely will

Do a hundred and three

If you'd just look at me

And if they locked you up

All the girlies in town

Would be tryin' to tear that

Jailhouse down

But I'd do it in a heartbeat

If you thought I was cute

In a parachute

I'd freefall forty thousand

And if you thought I'd be nice

Hangin' on ice

I'd climb the highest mountain

If I had to jump through a hoop of fire

Even that would be as easy as pie

If to fly like Superman

Would win your hand

I'd do it in a heartbeat

Do it in a heartbeat

Do it in a heartbeat

Do it in a heartbeat