Well I woke up this morning

To a telephone call

And that's when I noticed

Strange shoes in the hall

Well my head is reelin'

You say "Hi, how you feelin'?"

But I don't recognize you at all

Chorus:

I was too drunk to remember

I was too blind to see

I had a helluva time

But it just slipped my mind

At least I got home in one piece

Well I look in the mirror

Filled with disgrace

Mascara runnin' all over my face

How can I endure

When it's all just a blur

Things that go bump in the night

Repeat Chorus

Recitation:

Well darlin', you know that I love you

If you're sure that's what I said

I mean it's so hard to recognize you

You just wearin' that bag on your head

Well my head is reelin'

You say "Hi, how you feelin'?"

But I don't recognize you at all

Repeat Chorus

I said at least I got home with one piece