I got the paper on the corner
I wanna read the (...) lies
Seems my boyfriend is on the cover
And I can't believe my eyes
How do they get this information
I should have been the first to know
It's a goddamn white sensation
It's hard to hide when there's nowhere to go
My attorney is in the Hamptons, his assistant on a cruise
Someone get the mayor, 'cause I got nothing to lose

Chorus:
Judge I swear he's innocent
Endless days and nights we spent
I tell you he's the man of men
His mistaken identity
Commissioner he's good as God
All your witnesses are cold
He's the only one I wanna hold
His mistaken identity

Oh yeah

There's a cable on my table
The envelope is kissed with sweat
I know this hand, I can't mistake it
I lay a million on that bet
It's reading "Baby please believe me
I never did you (...) wrong
Somebody put my name out there
And I don't know what they want"
The editors and papers love these crazy capers
There's gotta be a taker on this too

Chorus

My tv set stayed on all night
The radio played side by side
My bloodshut eyes can't see the light
Why baby why baby why
Someones tapping every phone
And every friend that both of us know
Oh man oh man
I just can't understand

Chorus

Oh yeah, you got the wrong man,