Oh! Neil
Iâ??ve loved you for so long
I never dreamed youâ??d put me in a song

Iâ??m Carol
And I live in Tennessee
I never hoped that youâ??d remember me

Darling, when I saw you at the square dance
My pulse skipped a beat
My heart felt so heavy
Like I had too much to eat

Then you took me walking in the moonlight
It was, oh, so sublime
I had too much molasses
And your lips stuck to mine

Oh! Neil
Iâ??d even give up a monthâ??s supply of chewinâ?? tobacky
Just to be known as Mrs. Neil Sedaky

My Grandpappy, he donâ??t like your records
He said if I play them, I will surely die

Lookout, I see him cominâ?? with his shotgun!
Thereâ??s nothing left to do...
Oh! Neil
Iâ??ll surely die for you!

(Shotgun blast)
(Grandpappy) I told that gal not to play them dad-gum Neil Sedaky records!