Last night, I got served a little bit too much of that poison, baby
Last night, I did things I'm not proud of, and I got a little crazy
Last night, I met a guy on the dance floor, and I let him call me "baby"

And I don't even know his last name
My momma would be so ashamed
It started off "hey cutie, where you from?"
Then it turned into "OH NO! What have I done?"
And I don't even know his last name

We left the club about around 3 o'clock in the morning
His Pinto sitting there in the parking lot,
well it should have been a warning
I had no clue what I was getting into, so I blame it on the Cuervo
Oh where did my manners go

And I don't even know his last name
My momma would be so ashamed
It started off "hey cutie, where you from?"
Then it turned into "OH NO! What have I done?"
And I don't even know his last name, oh here we go

Today I woke up thinking 'bout Elvis somewhere in Vegas I'm not sure
How I got here, or how this ring on my left hand just appeared
Outta nowhere, I gotta go, take the chips, and the Pinto, and hit the road
They say what happens here, stays here, all of this will disappear,
but there's just one little problem

I don't even know my last name
My momma would be so ashamed
It started off "hey cutie, where you from?"
Then it turned into "OH NO! What have I done?"
And I don't even know my last name

What have I done, what have I done, what have I done
Oh what have I done, I don't even know my last name
And it turned into "OH NO! What have I done?"
And I don't even know my last name

It started off "hey cutie, where you from?"
Then it turned into "OH NO! What have I done?"
And I don't even know my last name