Well, I'm spoken for
I got a ball and chain
I even gave her my last name
She's my anchor, she takes the wind out of my sails
Can't move our trailer 'cause she sewed the wheels
She's my plus one, you can do the math
Top to bottom there's no better half

And I love that pretty little country girl
She's rockin' this redneck's world
She's the welcome mat to my home sweet home
She takes me as I am and loves me like she wants to
Twists my heart up just like a corkscrew
And makes me smile, as I make her scream
Just a couple of kids livin' the double-wide dream

She likes to cuss and fight and she can drink all night
And she can roll one up till I'm feelin' right
She drives a truck with swampers and rims
And an Alpine pumping through Kicker tens
She dips snuff and she don't spit
Never on the broad her shirts don't fit

And I love that pretty little country girl
She's rockin' this redneck's world
She's the welcome mat to my home sweet home
She takes me as I am and loves me like she wants to
Twists my heart up just like a corkscrew
And makes me smile, as I make her scream
Just a couple of kids livin' the double-wide dream

Guns and dirt roads, cowboy boots and old blue jeans
And she ain't no uptown hussy
She's my down home trailer queen

Well, I love that pretty little country girl
She's what's rockin' this redneck's world
She's the welcome mat to my home sweet home

And I love that pretty little country girl
She's rockin' this redneck's world
She's the welcome mat to my home sweet home
She takes me as I am and loves me like she wants to
Twists my heart up just like a corkscrew
And makes me smile, as I make her scream
Just a couple of kids livin' the double-wide dream

The double-wide dream!
We got double-wide dreams!