you can't deny that cut flowers given time will surely die
but they'll do fine with candles and some wine but it's a crime
yeah it's a crime that you're kissing on that girl for all to see
and it's a crime that she's going home with you and not with me

it's plain to see that boxes of candy will make her sigh
but confidentially they'll just rot her pretty teeth & it's a crime
yeah it's a crime that you're kissing on that girl for all to see
and it's a crime that she's going home with you and not with me

it has been proved that pups and kittens too will make her swoon
but it stands to reason that animals give fleas and it's a crime
yeah it's a crime that you're kissing on that girl for all to see
and it's a crime that she's going home with you & not with me