[Foreign Content]

Which means don't let the [Incomprehensible] grand you down

They said, "Don't you think it's mighty strong language

To be used in, right here on the Fozo Show"



Now if a order was to come down from the Pope

The Catholics ain't allowed to smoke no dope

If they couldn't get high would they feel real low

And would they get pissed off down in Mexico



And if Mayor John Lindsey was to propose

The old Calcutta guest had to wear clothes

Would they still come all the way from Kokomo

Just to dig the show



What if Eldridge Cleaver was to devise a plan

For the Black Panther Party of America

To be merged with the Ku Klux Klan



And if Richard Nixon made Spiro Agnew

The new ambassador to Timbuktu

If he was doing real well would you guess

It would prove his relationship with CBS



What if Lester Maddox was to pass a law

That the black population of Georgia

Had to be moved into Arkansas



Would it make Orval Faubus sore

And start a two state civil war

Would they ask the government for federal aid

To buy pickaxe handles and razorblades



Bop bop bop bop rodeo dope



Now if Martha Mitchell was to address

A special meeting of the SDS

If she told them her views on Vietnam

Would they make her an honorary minuteman



And if Governor Wallace was to come unglued

And run for President in '72

Could he carry all of the Southern states

With Julian Bond for a running mate



Now if the CIA, and the IRS and the FCC

Found out that J. Edgar Hoover and the FBI

Owned stock in AT&T



And the UAW, and the BNO, and the AFL and the CIO

And the ICC, and the BBD's, and the LSU and UCLA

And the OEO, and the KKK, and the PTA and the LNA

And the UPI and the IBM all BS