Sunset Boulevard

Well, I wish I had my picture
On the Rolling Stone today
And I wish that the Enquirer
Would spread a roumor that I was gay
Well I wish I had some buddies
Some movie stars and such
‘Cause I probably wouldn't worry
About the two of us as much

Chorus:
And I'd spend all my money
On caviar and cocaine
And I would not remember
How you broke my heart today

You know I, I wish I had a super model
So skinny and so wild
And a waitress in Nevada
She says she's carryin' my child
Well I'd drive down Sunset Boulevard, my hair
Blowin' in the wind
And I'd stop at fancy restaurants
And they'd finally let me in

Chorus

Yeah, I wish I had my picture
With the Rolling Stones today
And I wish that the Enquirer
Would spread a rumor that I was gay
Well I wish I knew a movie star
Someone like Charlie Sheen
‘Cause if he'd hang out
with Kato Kaelin
Well, I guess he'd hang out with me

And I'd spell all my money
On caviar and Rogaine
And I would not remember
How you broke
My heart today