Goin' back to Puerto Rico
Those good ol' Spanish days
Where the sun always sets
In a Hispanic way
yeah

Gonna tell my friend Jorge
"I'll be seeing you real soon, man
And I'll bring my friend Marisa
'Cause she knows Puerto Rican!"
yeah

Could I have some more flann please?
Would you pass the rice and beans?
Would you please stop speaking Spanish I
Don't understand!

You are the birthday girl
Sixteen and part Sicilean
yeah
With a Puerto Rican daddy
yeah

Would you like a taco?
That's from Mexico.
Screw that! Burrito!
Get the hell outta Puerto Rico!

You are the birthday girl
Sixteen and part Sicilean
yeah
With a Puerto Rican daddy
yeah

You are the birthday girl
sixteen and not legal
All you eighteen and over men
Get your paws off my Marisa
yeah

¿Donde esta la biblioteca, Pedro?
Mi gusta hombres negroes
¿Commo estas grungas?
Yo no se.