[performed by Andy Stochansky]

If I was the last man on this earth
Would you still think
I was the friend who has to hear about your crush

And I can't take it anymore
Can't fake it anymore
Can't make it
But I tried so hard

If I was the greatest man on earth
Would you still ask me why
He doesn't even know that you exist
But I think that he's the dumbest man alive

And I can't take it anymore
Can't fake it anymore
Can't make it
But I tried so hard so hard

I can't take this anymore
Can't make it to the door
Can't shake this
But I tried so hard to live
To live

I can't take this anymore
Can't fake this anymore
Can't make it
But I tried so hard to live

I can't make this anymore
Can't make it to the door
Can't shake this
But I tried so hard
To live
To live
To live
To live
To live