H-H-H...Here we go!
So they're finally here, performing for you
If you know the words, you can join in too
Put your hands together if you want to clap
As we take you through this fun-ky rap! HUH!

S. B.! Str-rong Bad!

* He's the leader of the bunch. You know him well.
He's finally back to kick some tail!
His nunchuk gun can fire in spurts
If he shoots ya, [Wilhelm] it's gonna hurt!
He's bigger! faster! and stronger too!
He's the first member of the H*R crew!
S. B.! Str-rong Bad! HEY!
S. B.! Strong Bad is here!

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This Pom's got style, so listen up dudes!
He puff in size to suit his mood!
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He's quick n' nimble when he needs to be
He floats in air and climbs up trees!
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If you choose him, you won't choose wrong
With a skip and a hop, he's ONE COOL POM!
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Pom Pom! It's Pom Pom!
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He has no style, he has no grace
This moron...has a funny face
He can handstand when he wants to
And stretch his arms out just for you!
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In-flate himself just like a balloon
This stu-pid idiot just digs this tune! HEY!
Home. Star.! (Home. Star.!) Homestar Runner!
Home. Star.! (Home. Star.!) Homestar Runner's here!

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He's back again, and about time, too
And this time, he's in the mood!
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He can fly real high
with his grill on...
With his pistols out, he's one tough Cheat!
He can make you smile when you hear his tune...
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But, beware King of Town
'cause he's out after you!
The. Cheat.! It's The Cheat!
The. Cheat.! It's The Cheat!
(fading)
Poop. Smith.! The Poopsmith!
Poop. Smith....

Fi-nal-ly, he's here for you!
It's the LAST member of the D. K. crew!
This Strong's...so sad, it isn't funny!
Can make the King of Town cry out for Mummy!
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He can mope around with relative ease
Makes crying about crap seem such a breeze
He may move slow; he can't jump high
But this Strong's one hell of a guy! Hehehe...

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Come on Cardgage!
Take it to the stage!

** Bacon, hotcakes, pea soup smells!
Cold Ones, grapes, cheese, and muffin peels!
** REPEAT
Oh, yeah!

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* REPEAT (and fading)