I saw mommy kissing santa claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night
She didn't see me creep
Downstairs to have a peek
She thought that i was tucked up in my bedroom fast asleep.

Then i saw mommy tickle santa claus
Underneath his beard so snowy white
Oh what a laugh it would of been
If daddy had only seen
Mommy kissing santa claus last night

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Then i saw mommy tickle santa claus
Underneath his beard so snowy white
Oh what a laugh it would of been
If daddy had only seen
Mommy kissing santa claus last night

Oh what a laugh it would of been
If daddy had only seen
Mommy kissing santa claus last night

Kissed santa my mum kissed santa [repeat this until fades]