(Brad Paisley - Chely Wright)

Every morning on my way to work
I stop off at Ernie's Corner Stand
He sees me comin' from half a block away
He's got my mornin' paper in his hand.

He probably thinks I read it for the headlines
Just another never-get-enough news junkie
But I round the corner and in no time
Life section D's in my hand the rest is in a garbage can.

Chorus:
I still read your horoscope
'Cause I can't seem to give up hope
I've got to see what's up with Scorpio
Between that and Capricorn, maybe I'll know
What you're goin' through, what should I do?
Have you found someone new? Are you going to?

Today it said someone from your past
Would give you a call, so well, "hi"
And if you feel old feelings comin' back
Don't be surprised, it said you might
I know you probably think I'm crazy
Puttin' stock in the stars and the constellation
Ooh, but ever since I lost you baby
It's the only thing that I can do
To feel like I'm keepin' up with you.

Chorus:
I still read your horoscope
'Cause I can't seem to give up hope
I've got to see what's up with Scorpio
Between that and Capricorn, maybe I'll know
What you're goin' through, what should I do?
Have you found someone new? Are you going to?...