Jessie is a friend
Yeah I know he's been a good friend of mine
But lately something's changed
It ain't hard to define
Jessie's got himself a squirrel and I wanna make her mine

And she's watchin' him with those eyes
And she's loving him with that body
I just know it
And he's holding her in his arms
Late, late at night

You know I wish that I had Jessie's girl
I wish that I had Jessie's girl
Where can I find a woman like that?

I'll play along with the charade
There doesn't seem to be a reason to change

You know I feel so crazy when they start talking cute
I wanna tell her that I love her
But the point is probably moot

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And I'm lookin' in the mirror all the time
Wondering what she don't see in me
I've been funny
I've been cool with the lines
Ain't that the way love's supposed to be?

Tell me, where can I find a woman like that?

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