Don't put a bridle on a bull
He'll never do what you want him to
Don't put a bridle on a bull
He'll just take you for a fool
And if you take him by his horns
That bull will run right over you

That ol' mule don't wanna plow
Talk to him with a two-by-four
And if he still don't wanna plow
Talk to him just a little bit more
And if he just don't wanna listen
Haul him off to the dog food store

Don't put a bridle on a bull
He'll never do what you want him to
Put a bridle on a bull
Ain't no tellin' what the bull will do
And if you take him by his horns
He's gonna try to run you through

Got a high toned woman
Keep your one eye on the door
Got a high toned woman
Make you wonder what your suitcase is for
She gonna worry about where you goin'
Then she don't need the house no more

Put a bridle on a bull
He'll never do what you want him to
Don't put a bridle on a bull
He'll just take you for a fool
Put a ring in his nose
That bull'll follow you

Put a ring in his nose
And that big bad bull will follow you