I wanna be drunk when I wake up,
i wanna be drunk by 7 o clock,
i wanna be smashed before the world wakes,
pouring vodka not milk on my cornflakes,
no coffee cause i would not be drunk at all.
I wanna be drunk by this morning
cause a bit of booze makes it less boring,
schoefield windshield im not very sober,
i think ill struggle to get through this song,
Cause i need some booze every once in a while,
helps me get through Jeremy Kyle,
all drama through lie detection, mum F#cked a member of One Direction,
pass the lager lets stop the thinking and
carry on with a whole lot of drinking beer with pie, with pie

(This is just the start of- Pissed (With Pie)