I don't want to introduce you to my friends
'Cause I think they'll get the wrong idea
You're so fetching in that dress
They'll think we have messed around
And though I'll tell them otherwise
I was gone all night with you.
What most people do will be running through their heads
They don't need to see that I met a pretty girl last night

I'm nineteen, and I've kissed two girls that's all
You're sixtenn, and you're one
Is that against the law?

I never thought that it would come to this
My reputation will be missed
By all the dads who introduce me to their girls saying
"I have got a great idea! You're so different from most guys."
Now that's just a wishful lie because
I am not different anymore
A revolving door you came through
And though you're first - even if you're last - it won't change
That I'm not me, 'cause I met a pretty girl last night

I guess I have to introduce you to my friends
But I know they'll get the wrong idea