Two dollars shy of a 5 dollar bill
Last mile I pushed my truck up hill, about hurt me
I left my truck by the pump right where I parked it
Walked through the doors of the Last Chance Market
Have mercy, I was thirsty
Guy behind the counter said whats it gonna be
I said i don't know man, you tell me

*Chorus*

It's a gallon of gas or a cold six pack
One goes in my tank one comes in a sack
Makes life complicated when they cost the same
Hell it ain't no fun to do without one
But i'll do alotta walkin if my motor don't run
It's a tough ol' choice to make if ya know what I mean
It's either beer or gasoline

I could feel that video camera watch me
Checkin out the sale on the Old Milwaukee
MMM Three bucks to my name
That cooler had every brand known to man
Tall boys, bottles, and aluminum cans
Ah, what a shame
And its getting pretty bad when you finally discover
It all comes down to either one or the other

*repeat chorus*

I can see where this is heading and i'm tired of talking.
Cold beer, unleaded? Hell i'm walking!

*repeat chorus