Rumors emanating

From the North to all the Poles

Outsiders speculating

Who's designing Santa's clothes

He's the newest face in Christmas

And soon the world will know

That Rudolph's nose

Is not the only reindeer appendage that glows...

Stephon the alternative lifestyle reindeer

Heaven help Santa should he call him queer

He's standing tall

Against the wall

Of prejudice and fear

He's Stephon the alternative lifestyle reindeer

Well he came out of the forest

And that's why he's on the news

And ever since that legislation's changed

Now they can't make poor Stephon

Join in all those stupid stupid reindeer games

Stephon the alternative lifestyle reindeer

Heaven help Santa should he call him queer

Prancer up in front of him

He's got Blitzen to the rear

He's Stephon the alternative lifestyle reindeer

He's embarrassed by his antlers

He retains progesterone

And in his mind he looks like Doris Day

And if the health plan springs for surgery

Some day

You know he really may

Stephon the alternative lifestyle reindeer

Heaven help Santa should he call him queer

He's standing tall

Against the wall

Of prejudice and fear

He's Stephon the alternative lifestyle reindeer

Affirmative reaction

The world is on it's ear

Hey that speech that Jesse Jackson made

Brought Rush Limbaugh to tears

And he'll go down in history

For months or even years

He's Stephon

(Stephon)

The alternative lifestyle reindeer.