Big fake snowflakes hanging from the streetlights

Marshmellow children bundled up real tight

Short fuses, long lines, so much for a silent night

Then magically we all wake up

( Once a year we all wake up )

And find ourselves here in our own

Tinseltown

Where everything glitters

Tinseltown

All sparkle and shimmer

Look around and see the brightest stars come out

In Tinseltown, in Tinseltown

Three King manger scene, glowing on the front lawn

Ladies auxiliary butchering "The Christmas Song"

Quarters in the kettle of the gin-jolly Santa Claus

Then magically, we all wake up

( Once a year we all wake up )

And find ourselves here in our own

Tinseltown

Where everything glitters

Tinseltown

All sparkle and shimmer

Look around and see the brightest stars come out

In Tinseltown, in Tinseltown

So where's the -

Batteries, it's Christmas Eve assembly is required

Can't get the kids to sleep, sugar's got 'em wired

Finally round midnight ( all is calm, all is bright)

Then magically we all wake up

( Once a year we all wake up )

And find ourselves here in our own

Tinseltown

Where everything glitters

Tinseltown

All sparkle and shimmer

Look around and see the brightest stars come out

In Tinseltown, in Tinseltown

Tinseltown

Where everything glitters

Tinseltown

All sparkle and shimmer

Look around and see the brightest stars come out

In Tinseltown, in Tinseltown

Tinseltown

Tinseltown, Tinseltown

Tinsel all the way