There was Adam
Happy as a man could be
'Til Eve got him messing
With that old apple tree

Ain't that just like a woman?
Ain't that just like a woman?
Ain't that just like a woman?
They'll do it every time

Lot took his wife
Down to the corner for a malted
She wouldn't mind her business
Boy, did she get salted

Ain't that just like a woman?
Ain't that just like a woman?
Ain't that just like a woman?
They'll do it every time

Samson thought Delilah
Was on the square
'Til one night
She clipped him all his hair

Ain't that just like a woman?
Ain't that just like a woman?
Ain't that just like a woman?
They'll do it every time

From our history books
We all learned
Nero fiddled
While Rome was burned

Ain't that just like a woman?
Ain't that just like a woman?
Ain't that just like a woman?
They'll do it every time

Marie Antoinette met
Some hungry cats at the gate
They was crying for bread
She said, "Let them eat cake"

Ain't that just like a woman?
Ain't that just like a woman?
Ain't that just like a woman?
They'll do it every time

You can buy a woman clothes
And give her money on the side
No matter what you do
She ain't never satisfied

Ain't that just like a woman?
Ain't that just like a woman?
Ain't that just like a woman?
They'll do it every time