Call me on my cellular

And I'll give you a free ride to this underground stadium

They'll pick up the fair and they'll even tip you

Don't even worry about it, man

You'll love this joint

We'll stop off, we'll buy some booze, and, uh

You'll bring it in and it's just incredible

The girls will be all over you

I am the Lord of the very last dance

I've got Tommy on the leg of my pants

I've got the audience in the palm of my hands

My good friend Sinatra on my right

Andrew Lloyd Webber is doing the lights

It's twice a night for twenty five nights

One more little line, then everyone back to mine

(Back to mine)

Jesus in Vegas, taking care of business

(Vegas, taking care of business)

Jesus in Vegas

(Jesus in Vegas)

I'll pull your goddamn tongue right out by the roots

Jesus in Vegas

(Jesus in Vegas)

I'll pull your goddamn tongue right out by the roots

I've got Basie conductin' the band

I got a penthouse suite at the sands

And my feet never touch the ground

Are there any Branch Davidians in the house?

Here's Jim Jones as a pantomime horse

That showbiz gets right up your nose

One more little line, then everyone back to mine

(Back to mine)

Jesus in Vegas, taking care of business

(Vegas, taking care of business)

Jesus in Vegas

(Jesus in Vegas)

I'll pull your goddamn tongue right out by the roots

Jesus in Vegas, taking care of business

(Vegas, taking care of business)

Jesus in Vegas

(Jesus in Vegas)

I'll pull your goddamn tongue right out by the roots

Jesus in Vegas, taking care of business

(Vegas, taking care of business)

Jesus in Vegas

(Jesus in Vegas)

I'll pull your goddamn tongue right out by the roots

Jesus in Vegas, taking care of business

(Vegas, taking care of business)

Jesus in Vegas

(Jesus in Vegas)

I'll pull your goddamn tongue right out by the roots

Jesus in Vegas, taking care of business

(Vegas, taking care of business)

Jesus in Vegas

(Jesus in Vegas)

I'll pull your goddamn tongue right out by the roots

Jesus in Vegas, taking care of business

(Vegas, taking care of business)

Jesus in Vegas

(Jesus in Vegas)

I'll pull your goddamn tongue right out by the roots